Over the weekend I
took one of my children to see the new animated film Home
starring Jim Parsons, Rihanna, Steve Martin and Jennifer Lopez. A group of
technically superior but very cowardly aliens, called the Boov flee from
their implacable enemy, the Gorgs, and decide to take over Earth, relocating all of
the primitive natives (us) to Australia. Aside from the political commentary of
the entire human race being placed in a reservation, the thing that most struck
me was how one of the near disasters could have been averted through solid
Identity Management Systems. A hapless and lonely Boov, named "Oh"
invited his new neighbors to a "warming of house party." When no one
showed, he sought out other acquaintances to invite and sent out an Evite ™ but
he accidently did a Send All, which somehow included their implacable enemy.
Great hilarity ensues as the evite will take 40 hrs to reach their enemy.
First of all the
Boov can't be that superior if they don't have automated Group Management that
limits their distribution lists to just those that should be in there,
excluding, oh I don't know -- your enemies.
Second, the big
brains of the Boov figure out that they can just sign in to "oh's"
account and cancel his evite. Their Leader Captain Smek victoriously proclaims
"Good thing I made everyone use the same password -- of 'password'."
But Oh's password is unique. Scratch that idea. They are clearly lacking the
capability for the administrator to reset a password.
Third, Oh finally
figures out he needs to cancel his invite, so he attempts to log in to his
evite/email account. He fails not quite remembering his password. Fortunately
his second attempt succeeds. But had it failed it would have been nice if he
could have availed himself of a Self Service Password Reset (SSPR) mechanism.
Finally, their
recall email message capability is far better than ours. I mean if the evite
took 40 hours to reach the Gorgs, then hour did the recall message reach them
instantly? Usually when someone recalls a message it just causes all recipients
to read it all the more carefully as they try to find out what was so bad that
the sender decided to recall it. In fact if you want to ensure that people read
a message attempt to recall it ;)
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